Friday, July 26, 2013

That is it. I am the monster now

        Today mom yelled at me for my work. I made a mistake and I got so mad I feel like throwing my workbook away. This is so Stupid. I will never want to do a workbook. Even Uncle Ed gives work. This is so stupid. Maybe mom and Uncle Ed should get married before I popped out of my tummy. OH well. I will maybe go on strike. But to me I will sit in my room and sob.
         Thanks a lot for everything who tried to make me get a workbook. Now I want to destroy my workbook and burn it. I kicked mom out of my room and even dad to. I am a huge monster today and mom just broke my heart. I want her to have no job and I want to say if mom continues to yell at me, her food is so discusting and she will stink. If mom throws my laptop away, I will leave the house and live somewhere else. 

Monday, July 22, 2013

Amazing day

        When we rented a new car that Dad had a huge dent on. Dad got a new car which was a chevy. He got it from the company. It was a chevy and had two seats. I got my cell phone and recorded music on the tape. I recorded songs like fireworks. Then Eye of the tiger. Then I like to move it move it.  Who let the dogs out. Break your heart. If you want to go on that my favorite songs are 3 song hits which are I like to move it move it, fireworks and the Gangnam style of of spongebob squarepants.
          If you want to watch it I'll just give you two songs. Just go to google.com and go to I like to move it move it Spongebob squarepants and Fireworks Song of Spongebob square pants and click on the first video. If I were you for the I like to move it move it Spongebob squarepants go click on the first video. Please and Please leave a comment on my videos you watched. I would really appreciate it. If you liked it I will give you more songs. If not then I won't give you any more but to talk about my life.
         We took a ride to Conneticut. We went shopping and more shopping and I sat in the back row. I sat in the second row. We went to the chinese buffet and it was awesome. We then had full stomach's and went back to home. On Monday I played games and then did my workbook. Later I did cantonese in three minutes.

Thursday, July 18, 2013

My cell phone is working

         My cell phone is still not working tough. But then Dad received a sims card again and it was the right card and it was able to work. YES!! Dad's not the angry monster any more. I gave him a lot of money to put in stocks. I gave $500. Then I also gave $20 to mom. It was now cool. I could text Uncle Harry. I love myself and I feel so smart and a geek that I won't make a stupid thing. I will just be a geek for my rest of my career.
          I will not ever lose my cell phone again and now I will try to be a master in high school.

Tuesday, July 16, 2013

Dad is a monster in this house today

        Today I had seen the sims card. I bought a package of blue pens because I ran out. Later on I had lunch and then after that the news from dad said wrong card and scolded me and then I think they deducted 3 minutes. Later Dad became so mad that he turned into an angry monster. He got so mad I was afraid of him and trying to make him pay a lot of money to the hospital when I get hurt. I always jinx myself. Like it was fun in 6th and 7th grade when I enjoy the hospital. 6th grade I liked the hospital because I had slept while surgury.
            Also I hurted my leg then and then ended up in a wheel chair all the way back. Then in 7th grade I hurted my knee cap so badly that I could not move it and ended up in crutches and it was so fun. I wonder if my ankle would get worse that I could not move it and end up in a cast. I twisted my ankle when going to the bathroom. I would love to do that to get away from home. Plus I have enough money to pay for my hospital fee.
             At dinner I turned my back on dad and ate and dad was outside and cutted his nails. It was also my fault for losing my cell phone. I banged my head agianst the couch. My wish is that during my high school I sprained my ankle that I cannot move it so I won't play in GYM class with a bunch of big kids that are higher than me. I wish they give the right sims card so that Dad would be a one happy man instead of a angry monster. What a monster.

Saturday, July 13, 2013

Long Beach

       Today I had a subway sandwich for breakfest. It was a left over for dinner. Later we got changed to our swimming gear and then we were on the road. Thanks to Uncle Tim who drove to Long Beach. Once we got there we went to the beach and Build a sandcastle. Later I build mine with a moat and a seawead guard and the sea wead king. A few minutes later just before my Aunt took a picture, the big wave hit the sand near the castle and everything got washed away. I could not find my shovel.
         Luckily Uncle Tim found my shovel. We went to Burger King. It was good. Uncle Tim and Mom ordered. Uncle Tim ordered himself and Mom ordered for herself, me and Aunt Winnie. After that we then went back to Long Beach. I was sitting on the waves until I was knocked down from the waves. After I dove in the water one last time, I played frissbee with Uncle Tim. I stood way far away and I could see Uncle Tim so far like 3 Standing logs and I threw the frissbee and then it went to the left and curved and went to Uncle Tim. Later on we had great times and we went back. I had a great time.
          We went back and took a shower. I had dinner. Thanks to Uncle Tim and Aunt Winnie who took us to Long Beach.

Sunday, July 7, 2013

July 5 2013 Girls with me at park

       Today I went to the Sports Authority. I bought $50 to bring with me. When I was going to buy sneakers, they look like baseball sneakers but running sneakers and black too. Ohh I would wanna buy that. Later when the meter in our parking lot says it was almost and hour. My mom and I were rushing but thanks to this little boy who was slowing down. I pushed the shopping cart more fast and mom stopped the cart just before it struck the little boy.
        We made it back to the car afterwards. Later I was a good boy and didn't cause any problems. Then when we met to the park and then we met up with my friends Stephanie and Michelle. I went biking and saw Stephanie. It's been a long time since May because I don't go to schools with Stephanie and Michelle. They go to different schools in Hartstale and I go to school in Valhalla.
         When I played frisbee and couldn't catch a frisbee when it was low but just the right height. Later we played batmanton. It was a tournoment between Stephanie VS Michelle. Stephanie won and moved on the semi-finals between Stephanie VS Jonathan. the maxium for the point was twelve. Then I won and I took on mom in the finals. A big mistake cost myself the lead and lost. The final score was 8-12. I got so mad that I threw the batmanton and saying oh I'm just a geek. Not an athlete. Later on I played the same and Michelle won the Championship.
          Mom was screaming at her and wanted to win. Later when I played with Stephanie when she kept on spiking and she gets a point. Later Stephanie serves 11-9 I tried to keep it up and she spiked it and I slid and tried to get a point but it hit it and fell to my side and I lost 12-9. I fell and got hurt. I hit my right elbow joint on the ground so hard. I hit my bottom so hard. I was in pain for a while. But one minute it got better. 
           Finally I won the championship. Later I played with Stephanie and we played batmonton and the game was tied at 11 and I served and Stephanie hit it from the back side and it went near the net to my side and I was near the back but I ran so fast and dove and hit the birdie over the net and landed on Stephanie's side and it went 6 inches from the net. I won and saved the game 12-11. I got up and my knees slid on dirt and it counted when I had my left should slid and crashed into the net. I was ok.
            Later when I was going biking. All of us were riding bikes without helmets and dad pulled me over and lectured me to where a helmet. He's the only one who said it and I pretended to throw my hat at dad. I got so mad that dad repeated himself and if he kept on saying that I would jump into the shower with dad and scrub his arm pits and his whole body.
       

Friday, July 5, 2013

July 4 2013 Fireworks

         Today I got a day off from getting my worksheets. I got to watch a movie and play wii. We had a barbaque. It was a good meal. After I lost a total of 3 pounds Mom said I needed to gain weight by eating things. We went tot the AC. I would just play scrabble. Tommorrow I am going to sports authority to by more sneakers. I only have one sneaker that I used. I would by 2 more to be in good shape. I watched the fireworks but in the NewYork city but on T.V.

Tuesday, July 2, 2013

Bowling

        Today I just made my aunt a call wishing her a happy birthday. Then we had lunch. I wanted to burn my tounge so badly that I put hot sauce and pepper on my pizza and it was delicious. Then we went bowling. Oh. Aunt Winnie. Do you and Uncle Tim want to come to my house and go bowling with me and my mom sometime during the summer? I would love to do that.
        Just give me a call or make a comment on my blog. When we were going bowling. No annoying kids. Just normal. I would love it when Aunt Winnie and Uncle Tim come over and play bowling and we would have 4 players. Then after that I watched a movie. 

Monday, July 1, 2013

June 26 same routine and I hurted myself today

        Today I was getting up but it was my last full day here in Canada. I later played with the I-pad. The baseball was good. Then we went for hiking. I didn't care about my safety. I cared how I looked because I want to wear sneakers. Then the small rock was slippery and wet and there was a sharp edge next to it and I stepped and it and I hurt my ankle. But then it got better. Then we went to the temple of China. I acted like a budda. It was fun. But boring. Then we went to the buffet and so hungary and when dad went into the revolving door, I joined him and the door was so fast that it struck me on the shoulder and I was a little bit hurt.
        I was about to cry but I held on to my tears. There was a mark on my arm. Then I was so happy for food and I ate a lot that I didn't stuff myself that much. I was stuff though. Then when mom yelled at me for putting a stinky under wear on top of the hotel draw I got so upset that I almost kicked my mom but instead the foot hit the pinky of my toes and my foot slipped and I twisted my pinky and I was crying. It hurted so bad that I couldn't move it. I was able to run though.
        The END of my last full day in canada. Oh we also went to say good-bye to Niagra falls. HMM. I'm so sad. I won't be back until I'm an adult when I get married and taking my new family along Niagra falls Canada. I hope so I could take my new family to the sky wheel and the mini golf and the haunted house. I would also do the museum and Dad was in the electric chair and pretented to get electicuted. 

June 25 OHHH so stuff up at buffet

       Today I went and we went to the water fall. We were wet becasue of Niagra falls. Then we went to the Chinese Buffet. I had Sushi. Chicken Tenders. General Chow chicken. And then ice cream sundae. I had 3 meals and 5 dishes of deserts. I was very full that I couldn't move and not in a good mood. I just want to go straight home. Then Dad said "were's the bathroom"? I said "lets just go home and let you pee in your pants or poop. I'm in no good mood". Dad says were's the bathroom and I said the same and then Dad says again were's the bathroom and I was good mad and yelled in a grumpy mood saying its down there next to the icecream. Then I was hoping for dad to drive fast like at the maximum at 80mph and dad sped 50mph. I was farting away and about to throw up.
         Then at the pool dad won and I rolled the ball and mom grabbed them and one fell into the hole and never seen until its payed but dad said" JONATHAN"!!!!!!!!! Mom said that it was her fault so that she would protect me. Then we went to the arcade. It was fun. Dad won.